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Rather than posting too many Tweets in too short of time, I'll say it in here....

1. Seriously. Way. Too. Much. Coffee. - and it was just one cup. Might the Gushers for breakfast have something to do with it too? SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER!



2. I'm NOT too big for one-size-fits-all! Not at all! I'm a size 7, for God's sake! Isn't that at least average, or slightly under? My brand new beautiful [one-size-fits-all] dark purple ribbed footless tights are too small. And I ripped a hole in them trying to get them over my thighs. WTFFFF?