Monday, October 08, 2007

So says the little girl standing in front of me at Michael's

Mommy, if I change my nickname, I want it to be Alicia. There's ALWAYS stuff with the name Alicia on it!


Dear little girl,
As a proud and true ALISA, I have to say Alicia is an ugly name. You want to pick something pretty that's always on stuff (meaning, keychains, Christmas ornaments, pens, stationary sets, watches, frames, and other junk). Not knowing what your name is, I assume it's one of these rare names that is beautiful just because it's yours and not 10 other girls in your classes names. So go by your real name. Or go by some common name. Please, don't insult me by picking ALICIA as your nickname and perpetuating the hell that I live in.
Thank you,
ALISA

1 comment:

Katie Bonk said...

haha! I could never find Katie stuff since I was ahead of my time- I bet there's more of it now since all of the Katies I meet are under the age of 18...